Towse: views from the hill

July 8, 2007

The Greatest Obituary Ever?

Filed under: people,writing — Tags: — Towse @ 8:41 pm

Labeled “THE GREATEST OBITUARY EVER” by Poor Mojo Newswire

Count Gottfried von Bismarck, who was found dead on Monday aged 44, was a louche German aristocrat with a multi-faceted history as a pleasure-seeking heroin addict, hell-raising alcoholic, flamboyant waster and a reckless and extravagant host of homosexual orgies.

The great-great-grandson of Prince Otto, Germany’s Iron Chancellor and architect of the modern German state, the young von Bismarck showed early promise as a brilliant scholar, but led an exotic life of gilded aimlessness that attracted the attention of the gossip columns from the moment he arrived in Oxford in 1983 and hosted a dinner at which the severed heads of two pigs were placed at either end of the table.

When not clad in the lederhosen of his homeland, he cultivated an air of sophisticated complexity by appearing in women’s clothes, set off by lipstick and fishnet stockings. This aura of dangerous “glamour” charmed a large circle of friends and acquaintances drawn from the jeunesse dorĂ©e of the age; many of them knew him at Oxford, where he made friends such as Darius Guppy and Viscount Althorp and became an enthusiastic, rubber-clad member of the Piers Gaveston Society and the drink-fuelled Bullingdon and Loders clubs.

Perhaps unsurprisingly he managed only a Third in Politics, Philosophy and Economics.

[… Continues]

For Villaraigosa: Sex, lies and eyes that pry

Filed under: California,news,people,politics,writing — Towse @ 12:55 am

For Villaraigosa: Sex, lies and eyes that pry – commentary by Timothy Rutten in the LA Times.

Is this affair a newsworthy tidbit? Is it any business of ours? Is it the business of people who watch Salinas on Telemundo or who live in the city for which Villaraigosa is mayor?

Is it newsworthy only as relates to whether Salinas should’ve kept covering the news? Had she told her bosses about the relationship? Does it matter whether Salinas and Villaraigosa were “just friends” or lovers? If she told her bosses “just friends” and not “lovers,” should that have affected the limits her bosses put on her reportage?

Oh, the questions, the reckless behavior, the conflict-of-interest.

Does it even matter except as a way of selling the news in an industry where the more news sold the better?

My favorite part of Rutten’s commentary is his reprise of the late Abe Rosenthal’s standard in such cases:

It doesn’t matter if a reporter sleeps with elephants, so long as they don’t cover the circus.

July 3, 2007

Maurice Kanbar

Filed under: people,San Francisco — Towse @ 9:19 pm

The current issue of Northside (not available online, alas) features a cover photo and a profile of Maurice Kanbar, inventor, philanthropist, &c.

Who he? I thought.

Turns out back when he was a young man, Kanbar (who is no longer a young man) invented and patented the D-Fuzz-It sweater comb and made a packet.

Later, Kanbar patented the Safety Glide hypodermic needle protector, a cryogenic cataract remover and the Tangoes puzzle game. He also launched New York’s first multiplex theatre back when and, in 1992, founded SKYY Spirits, LLC, corporate home to SKYY Vodka.

He’s had his successes and also his failures. Renaissance Man or just having fun?

He doesn’t work, he says. If you enjoy what you’re doing, it’s not work.

Kanbar has made a pocketful of change. The article profiles his passions and his philanthropy. If you can find a copy of Northside, read the article.

June 9, 2007

What do YOU want to be remembered for?

Filed under: factoid,people — Tags: — Towse @ 7:00 pm

Obit in today’s Chron: Edwin Traisman — french fry innovator.

Seems Traisman bought the first McDonald’s franchise in Madison, WI, in the late 1950s. At the time there was a problem getting the fresh potatoes to make fries. (McDonald’s fries at that time were made fresh in each location.) Ray Kroc asked Traisman to help work on the problem of making tasty frozen fries and a “Method for Preparing Frozen French Fried Potatoes” (a Traisman innovation) was patented in 1962.

But wait. There’s more.

Before becoming a McDonald’s franchisee, Traisman was director of food research at Kraft where he was instrumental in the development of Cheez Whiz cheese spread, instant pudding and other food products.

Cheez Whiz AND McDonald’s french fries! Where would we be today without Traisman?

May 4, 2007

[OBIT] Wally Schirra — Mercury, Gemini, Apollo astronaut

Filed under: people,science — Tags: — Towse @ 5:29 pm

When Wally Schirra Said, “Go to Hell”

Well written, well done, Jeffrey Kluger of Time Magazine.

April 28, 2007

Margaret Dorothy Killam Atwood

Filed under: people,writing — Tags: — Towse @ 10:11 pm

This week the Globe and Mail published the obit for Margaret Dorothy Killam Atwood, who died last December, aged 97.

What a wonderful homage to Margaret Atwood’s mother, written by the daughter.

The obit begins,

Someone said to me recently, ‘You must have had an unusual mother.’ True enough.

Read.

[from SG’s cosa nostra blog]

Update: with any luck the new link won’t ask you to pay for the obit text. …

April 23, 2007

Baldwin sez sorry for ripping his 11-year-old daughter, but Basinger has driven me ‘to the edge’

Filed under: life,people — Towse @ 6:53 am

Baldwin sez sorry for ripping his 11-year-old daughter, but Basinger has driven me ‘to the edge’

Yah yah yah. Wah wah wah. Excuses. Excuses.

sniff — I’m so sorry for ya, Alec.

I think the most telling thing of this (yes, brutal) phone message (text here) left for Baldwin’s eleven-year-old daughter is this

I don’t care that you’re twelve or eleven or whatever, are you pig [or so the transcript reads. maybe should be "big"?] enough to pick it up? I’m a good father, and you’re a pig. I don’t give a shit. Good father. You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you thoughtless pain in the ass?

So. Does Alec think his daughter that he loves so much is twelve? or does he think she’s eleven?

Why doesn’t he even know fer sure how old she is?

What a darling he is.

February 22, 2007

CBS5 brings you thirty minutes with Gavin un-cut. No question off the table.

Filed under: people,San Francisco,video — Towse @ 9:25 pm

KPIX brings you thirty minutes un-cut of San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom answering questions from KPIX CBS5′s Hank Plante.

An exclusive and you can bet your bottom dollar Newsom’s not going through this for each and every one of you newshounds out there. You could almost see Gavin draw in a breath after some questions and thinking, what is he going to ask next.

(And, sweet mercy, when will this be over?)

Plante: “Let me ask you another question. … There are rumors that you also used cocaine and other substances…”

(The actual news spot was far shorter. That’s also available at the site.)

Craig Ferguson and his heartfelt why-I-won’t-trash-Britney remarks

Filed under: people,video — Towse @ 7:26 pm

Twelve minutes.

Well worth it.

Craig Ferguson’s monologue from Tuesday, 20 Feb 2007.

I’d embed it for you (tried!) but CBS isn’t allowing embedding.

January 19, 2007

Racism? Or Jealousy and Envy? Or Just Showmanship?

Filed under: life,media,people — Towse @ 5:46 pm

For those who aren’t living under a rock (hey, even I know about this and I haven’t had the TV on since … oh, about October), there’s a brou going on over at Celebrity Big Brother (over 38K protests already logged) about the interactions between some of the other contestants and Shilpa Shetty, a Bollywood movie star.

The long time sponsor, Carphone Warehouse, has canceled their sponsorship. Tempers run high, and so do the viewer stats.

I finally clicked over to YouTube this morning to check out some clips of what’s been happening.

The Economist has what I think is probably the right take on the situation.

The crap these people are throwing at Shilpa Shetty is less about racism (although the bullies do pick on Shetty’s Indian face and clothes and cooking and what-all because they think that’s where she’s vulnerable) and more about the fact that Shetty is beautiful, poised, well-spoken, well-off and in all ways a success, a celebrity in her own right.

The contrast between her circumstances and those of her bulliers is striking.

They’re jealous. They’re eaten up with envy. They are showing the world less what is wrong with Shetty and her Indian background and more about what is inherently wrong with them. The more they beat up on Shetty and the more grace she shows, the less she breaks down because of the verbal battering, the more infuriated they become.

What a bunch of jerks.

Shetty is grace under pressure, a lot of pressure. She’ll come out of this with her halo intact, nay even polished. Perhaps her grace is a form of passive aggression, perhaps she’s classy because she knows it drives them nuts.

Maybe so, but the others? They simply come across as jealous lusers. Bullies. Cretins. Crap.

My take.

Or is it all just theater? The Age comes through with a different slant.

As feminist Germaine Greer, who appeared in a previous Big Brother, argued in The Guardian, Shetty is “a very good actress”. “Everything about (Shetty) is infuriating,” Greer said. “Everyone hates her because she wants them to. The problem is that most of the housemates are too dim to convey what a pain in the arse Shilpa is without appearing to persecute her.”

Some papers are calling Greer’s commentary a defense of Shetty.

You think? I don’t. I don’t think Germaine Greer much likes Shetty either.

Hm.

We now return you to things that matter.

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