Towse: views from the hill

July 11, 2007

Writing advice from Robert B Parker

Filed under: blog,writing — Towse @ 1:09 am

Interesting read in the Bostonia that came in the mail last week re Parker’s donation of his archives to the Boston University Howard Gotlieb Archival Research Center, his writing methods, his PhD thesis (“The Violent Hero, Wilderness Heritage, and Urban Reality: A Study of the Private Eye in the Novels of Dashiell Hammett, Raymond Chandler, and Ross Macdonald”) and more.

The article got me poking around on the Web and I came across his blog and an interview by Eric Berlin (3.2005) which included this bit of advice:

EB: Thank you. Classic question to any author: any advice to aspiring writers out there who are looking to become novelists?

RBP: Write it, send it in. There isn’t anything else to do. Somebody asked me at a signing the other day if I have any tips for a first-time writer and I said, “Yeah, try and write good.” There isn’t anything I can tell them – there are no tips.

There are very successful writers who don’t write anything the way I do. John Updike, who I know, and who is a nice guy and a great writer, does not write in any way the way I do. So you can’t say, “You better write like me!” I mean, you can write like Updike, that will work..

If you need tips, it’s almost too late for you. If you can’t fix it, you can’t send it to me and have me fix it. You write it, you send it in, and if somebody at a publishing house thinks they can make a profit by publishing it, they will. And if they think they can’t, they won’t. And I can’t make them do it, your Uncle Harry can’t make them do it.

I suppose Michael Jackson or somebody can write a bad book and somebody will publish it at the moment. His life story would be swell. But other than that kind of celebrity hogwash, actual writing…

[At this point, we're interrupted by Mr. Parker's PR rep. We're told that that we have five more minutes, and we're asked how everything is going. Mr. Parker deadpans, "We're doing my favorite thing. I'm talking about myself."]

So no, I don’t have any advice. There are still publishers who will read unsolicited manuscripts. They’ll read them all, but they may read five pages in and say, “Ooh…” And I think that works. I think that if you have a manuscript, I can read one page, or maybe half a page, and know whether you have any talent or not. But the odds are long, most people don’t have it. And you’re competing with a lot of other submissions, but some of them are written in crayon. I mean, some are so apparently tripe that you read one sentence and throw it out.

There are also agents listed in the Literary Marketplace. I got published without an agent. You need an agent to get read at some houses, which require agent’s submission – they’re listed in one of those books, Writer’s Marketplace or Literary Marketplace. But they can’t get you published if you can’t get published yourself, except that they can get you read places where you might not get read otherwise. And they’ve done the initial screening: if they take you on, the publisher will give you more attention. The publisher saves the trouble of bothering the initial editor.

It’s been so long since I’ve been a beginning writer that I don’t really know what it’s like anymore. I don’t know what the market is like. I don’t know whether it would really be better to find an agent or just get published and then get an agent. If you get published, you can get an agent easy enough. And you need one: an agent is very valuable.

But the one thing you have to do is to write it. With non-fiction, you may be able to get a deal on a sample chapter and an outline, but with fiction, it’s made on the writing. Non-fiction can be the idea, the story, or whatever. Fiction is in the execution. Write it, and send it to somebody who can publish it. Not me!

July 10, 2007

For my legions of IE-using fans

Filed under: blog,webstuff — Towse @ 7:18 pm

For my legions of IE-using fans. Well, at least for one very special one, that is.

A swell fambly member, who reads the blog, told me that she was getting a glitch (and probably always had but was too polite to say so) that was cutting off the lefthand side of the center column — yes, the column that contains the guts of the blog.

“What browser do you use?” I asked.

“MS Internet Explorer,” she replied.

I fired up IE, which I only fire up when something won’t display on Firefox (a most excellent browser, btw, and one I highly recommend) or when I’m trying to make sure some Webby thing I’m working on will work for the IE user. …

Turns out if you scrunch your screen down to a certain size, the lefthand and righthand columns scrunch down okay, but there’s a big blob of space that blocks out the leftmost portion of the center column — just the symptom the fambly member reported. I’m suspecting she uses a laptop and, hence, has a smaller screen but I can’t remember.

Someone back when had mentioned the same thing, but after much tweaking at that point, I couldn’t find a fix.

Times change. I created a Web site last spring that used a header, a footer and three columns to display and, after much torking around, found a way to make it work with IE, unless you squished the screen down far smaller than most people do. An older and wiser soul today, I took that experience and tweaked the blog template today so that the swell fambly member can read the blog using IE.

You’ll notice more space between the columns but everything squishes down okay with IE now. (Unless — goes without saying — you squish the screen down far smaller than most people do, at which point the sidebars pop out from the edges and down onto the bottom.)

I had to remove the MyBlogLog stuff because it doesn’t compress gracefully and caused the lefthand column to overrun and scoot down to the bottom of the page when using the smaller screen size in IE.

Barring those minor changes everything remains the same.

Un regalo por mi cuñada. Hope it works!

The Daly Blog

Filed under: blog,politics,San Francisco — Towse @ 5:43 pm

The Daly Blog

What is it with Chris Daly?

He moved his Chris Daly blog off the City servers because he wanted to be able to post the unvarnished truth about Gavin and Aaron and others.

You go, Chris. More power to you if you think this is the way to prove your point. I have no idea why you’re so angry, but I see a downward spiral that has hit the tipping point. All that bile can’t be good for the soul.

June 1, 2007

Fiddling with Twitter

Filed under: app,blog — Towse @ 8:19 pm

Fiddling with the Twitter app. (see right sidebar)

May 30, 2007

Adieu, Miss Snark

Filed under: blog,URL,writing — Towse @ 12:46 am

Well, looks like she’s serious.

Miss Snark, the literary agent, has retired from blogging. She’ll keep agenting, she sez, and It wasn’t a specific event. The questions were increasingly ones I’d already answered or ones I couldn’t answer.

Adieu, Miss Snark. Bon chance. It’s been a grand run.

(Miss Snark promises to keep the blog up with all its tasty bits of knowledge for the foreseeable future. … and, no, she’s not writing a book based on the blog.)

May 27, 2007

[BLOG] sfgirlbybay

Filed under: blog,design,San Francisco — Towse @ 7:30 pm

I don’t think I’ve mentioned Victoria Smith’s sfgirlbybay blog before.

Subtitled “bohemian modern style from a san francisco girl,” Smith’s blog covers a wide range of interesting design stuff and news.

I love to rummage around, looking at the pictures, clicking through to sites she mentions. She covers everything from concert posters to clothing, interior design to product design.

She’s got a mighty fine list of sites on her blogrolls too.

Hey, look at that! 7×7 profiled her on their site last week.

May 24, 2007

[BLOG] author: Nicole J. LeBoeuf

Filed under: blog,writing — Towse @ 3:45 pm

I told author: Nicole J. LeBoeuf a while back that at some point I’d get around to telling folks how much I like her “actually writing blog.”

LeBoeuf is an inspiration in her willingness to say “I’m screwing around and need to get back to work” and her “read this blog and got these hints” and her “I’m working on XYZ and it is not going well” and, of course, her other writerly-related posts. This blog consists only of writerly-related posts and I like that focus.

Sometimes she posts too little because she’s actually writing or off at Viable Paradise or busy doing something else, and then she’s back on a semi-regular basis and … life is good.

I like her snippets.

I like her focus.

I even like her whining.

May 18, 2007

takeourword.com Blog

Filed under: blog,URL,wordstuff — Towse @ 6:55 pm

takeourword.com Blog: the companion blog to the Take Our Word For It webzine and site.

Melanie and Mike are back in action. Check out the blog. Check out the site. Word-huggers and amateur etymologists rejoice.

Writing markets stuff moving in with the writer colony over >>> there

I’ve decided to keep writing markets “stuff” at the writers’ resources site from this day forth. The posts were taking up too much real estate.

The resources blog will carry the markets information I’ve been carrying here. Coolio writer stuff may wind up in both this blog and that. Info on the writers’ resources site will be updated to include new markets information and links wigati. The resources blog will probably be updated from its 2002 look some day as well.

From now on writing markets info will live there not here. Those of you who read here for great apps, interesting sites, San Francisco foodie news and life, the universe and prayer flags can continue on uninterrupted. Those who only cared about the markets info will find their focus more focussed at the other blog.

This has been a management postie. We now return you to the normal blog content, sans writing markets information.

May 14, 2007

Butt naked

Filed under: blog,URL,wordstuff — Towse @ 8:06 pm

Jan Freeman’s 13 May 2007 column on eggcorns

[via Benjamin Zimmer’s Language Log ]

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