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		<title>Microwaving a cellphone (better than Peeps!)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 05:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>You have perfect color vision!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 22:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Test your color IQ Drag and drop the colors in each row to arrange them by hue order.The first and last color chips are fixed.Click on &#8220;Score Test&#8221; when done. Interesting exercise! &#8220;You have perfect color vision!&#8221; they told me. [via tweet from Tim O&#8217;Reilly]]]></description>
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<p>Drag and drop the colors in each row to arrange them by hue order.<br />The first and last color chips are fixed.<br />Click on &#8220;Score Test&#8221; when done.</p>
<p>Interesting exercise! </p>
<p>&#8220;You have perfect color vision!&#8221; they told me.</p>
<p>[via tweet from <a href="http://twitter.com/timoreilly">Tim O&#8217;Reilly</a>]</p>
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		<title>Twitter StreamGraphs</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Twitter StreamGraphs Oooh. Pretty! Then take one of the ribbons and click on it. Say, search for &#8220;Obama&#8221; and click on &#8220;jobs&#8221; and see how the ribbon runs through it, what the tweets say, &#038;c. and forth. If you check &#8220;towse&#8221; (why would you?), you can see tweets I&#8217;ve deleted and re-written and you can [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>Oooh. Pretty! Then take one of the ribbons and click on it. </p>
<p>Say, search for &#8220;Obama&#8221; and click on &#8220;jobs&#8221; and see how the ribbon runs through it, what the tweets say, &#038;c. and forth. </p>
<p>If you check &#8220;towse&#8221; (why would you?), you can see tweets I&#8217;ve deleted and re-written and you can get a feel for just how compul^H^H^H^Hnscientious I am.</p>
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		<title>When I&#8217;m 64 &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 23:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Talking with an old friend, well, exchanging e-mails and mentioned that I was feeling old. His nibs and I&#8217;d had dinner a week or so ago with a friend who&#8217;d turned eighty in August. Eighty-year-old friend is looking good and, really, looks not that much different than he did when I met him thirty-two years [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Talking with an old friend, well, exchanging e-mails and mentioned that I was feeling old. </p>
<p>His nibs and I&#8217;d had dinner a week or so ago with a friend who&#8217;d turned eighty in August. Eighty-year-old friend is looking good and, really, looks not that much different than he did when I met him thirty-two years ago. He&#8217;s involved with crafting little technology whizbang solutions for folks at the VA hospital. He&#8217;s a <a href="http://www.makezine.com/">Maker</a>. He hasn&#8217;t slowed down much if any at all. He&#8217;s just pretty darn cool.</p>
<p>I wrote to the e-mail friend, &#8220;I&#8217;m seven years older than he was when I first met him. Yikes, I&#8217;m feeling old.&#8221;</p>
<p>Then I found this test: <a href="http://elitemrp.net/hippytest.shtml">Are you a hippy?</a></p>
<p>which gave these stats on the folks who had taken the test:</p>
<p>54% of test takers are Male, while 46% are Female.<br />93% of test takers are under the age of forty, while 7% are over forty.<br />78% of test takers have hair shorter than 6&#8243;, while 22% have hair that is longer.<br />7% of test takers were at Woodstock in 1969, while 93% were not.<br />    [That in itself is astounding when you consider only 15% of the test takers were even =alive= in the 1960s. That means that ~50% of the people taking the test who were alive in the 1960s were at Woodstock. Is that even remotely possible?]<br />54% of test takers prefer John over George at 12% as their favorite Beatle.<br />15% of test takers were alive in the 1960&#8242;s, while 85% were not.<br />21% of test takers are vegetarians, while 79% are not.<br />11% of test takers have lived in a commune, while 89% have not.<br />10% of test takers voted for Ronald Reagan, while 90% did not.<br />    [They forgot to ask how many had even had an opportunity to vote for Ronald Reagan.]</p>
<p>The questions hit me with pangs of nostalgia: &#8220;Do you smell like patchouli?&#8221; &#8220;Do you own an incense burner?&#8221; &#8220;Do you have a brownie recipe with ingredients you can&#8217;t find at the A&#038;P?&#8221; &#8220;Do you think Bob Dylan has a good voice?&#8221;</p>
<p>Do you feel old?</p>
<p><strong>Update></strong> and the doorbell rings. By the time I get there, the doorbell ringer is gone, but there&#8217;s an Amazon package under the doormat. &#8220;Thank you!&#8221; I call. &#8220;You&#8217;re welcome,&#8221; comes the reply from down the path. The package contained a couple books and <a href="http://www.kriskristofferson.com/">Kristofferson&#8217;s</a> latest. </p>
<p>Earlier this month we&#8217;d been at the Fillmore for <a href="http://www.towse.com/blogger/2007/11/sailing-sailing-over-bounding-main.htm">an AIM benefit</a>. I was reminded again how much I like his words and his voice. A few days ago I put an order in and here it was. I put my new purchase into the CD player. First song was the title song, <a href="http://www.yallwire.com/player/kriskristoffersonthisoldroad.html"><em>This Old Road</em></a>. </p>
<p>Yeah, feeling old. And that&#8217;s okay. Kristofferson, after all, is only ten years younger than our eighty-year-old friend and he&#8217;s still kickin&#8217;.</p>
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		<title>I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2007 20:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Talk last night turned to timewasters. e.g. the way a click at Grapes2.0 to an amazing YouTube video (a masterpiece of morphing called Women in Art) can lead to a similar morph based on Caravaggio work and then on to Picasso and then Matisse (all justifiable because they are art and educational) and from there [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Talk last night turned to timewasters. e.g. the way a click at <a href="http://grapes2dot0.blogspot.com/">Grapes2.0</a> to an <em>amazing</em> YouTube video (a masterpiece of morphing called <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUDIoN-_Hxs">Women in Art</a>) can lead to a similar morph based on Caravaggio work and then on to Picasso and then Matisse (all justifiable because they are <em>art</em> and <em>educational</em>) and from there to GeorgeW and (a couple wasted hours later) you come out of your zombie state to find you&#8217;ve wasted how much time? watching <a href="http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=BaratsAndBereta">Barats and Beretta</a> YouTube videos and the like.</p>
<p>&#8220;Happen often?&#8221; I was asked.</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh, hardly ever,&#8221; I answered. &#8220;That&#8217;s why it gave me that oh-shake-it-off-yick feeling that I used to get <em>years</em> ago when I&#8217;d overdosed on Barbara Cartland.&#8221;</p>
<p>So what do I do today? I hied over to <a href="http://popurls.com/">popurls</a> (which <a href="http://www.towse.com/blogger/2007/05/url-popurls-popular-urls-to-latest-web.htm">I mentioned</a> a while back &#8212; Wednesday, to be exact) and starting poking through Digg&#8217;s hot hits.</p>
<p>&#8230; and found a click to <a href="http://www.joeydevilla.com/blog/_archives/2007/6/1/2991328.html"> Schrodinger&#8217;s LOL cat</a> which led me to <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com">I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? ?</a>, the weirdest collection of LOLcats I&#8217;ve ever seen. </p>
<p>[as defined on Wikipedia: Lolcats, a compound of lol and cat, are photos of cats with humorous captions]</p>
<p>I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? ? has seventy-five pages worth of pictures with captions (not all cats). With, perhaps, ten pictures with captions per page, we&#8217;re talking <em>a lot</em> of pictures. I started to get that queasy overload feeling long before I got to page #75.</p>
<p>What kind of pictures are we talking about? Something like <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/29/alice-cat-fell-down/">ALICE CAT FELL DOWN</a></p>
<p><a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/29/alice-cat-fell-down/"><img src="http://www.towse.com/blogger/uploaded_images/alice-cat-fell-down-teh-rabbit-hole.jpg"></a></p>
<p>Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Sweet!</p>
<p>His nibs came over and was standing behind me to see what I was snickering about. </p>
<p>&#8220;Remember the conversation last night about time wasted on the Web?&#8221; I said.</p>
<p>[note: As I was rummaging through Grapes2.0 to find the link to the "Women in Art" video on YouTube, I realized he'd covered I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? ? recently ... like just this immediate past Wednesday! That's three days ago! Guess I should pay more attention to the plethora of entertaining links he collects on his blog. I could've been wasting time earlier this week, instead of today.]</p>
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